A comic about my parents. The entirety of their relationship is mutual hatred of the human race.
if you get to see the person you love regularly then you’re very lucky and i hope you never take it for granted
i take full advantage of my mirrors
Something that better happen in season 9.
do u ever catch ur dog watching tv and wonder what the hell they’re thinking about
reblog if your huge dick causes daily problems for you
i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit
not even a motherfucker
[merry EXTREMELY LATE christmas everyone 8D]
Disney Princess Films | Pocahontas (1995)
"You think I’m an ignorant ‘savage’ and you’ve been so many places; I guess it must be so, but still I cannot see if the savage one is me. How can there be so much that you don’t know?"
"Well, I’m fucked."
I’ve been laughing for three years over the fact that in ye old England you could chose to have ‘trial by cake’ in which you ate a piece of cake and if you choked you were guilty and if you didn’t you were innocent, and the only time it was used the guy on trial fucking choked and was executed for it